A woman walked into a nail salon and asked the receptionist if they had any open appointments for a manicure and pedicure. The receptionist said, "Yes, we can definitely fit you in. Do you have a preference for which nail technician you'd like to see?"

The woman thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I don't want to sound shallow, but I'd prefer a technician who has nice nails herself. After all, if she can't take care of her own nails, how can I trust her to take care of mine?"

The receptionist nodded in agreement and said, "I completely understand. We have a technician who has beautiful nails and is great at her job. I'll book you with her."

The woman sat down in the chair and watched as the technician began to work on her nails. She couldn't help but notice how perfect the technician's nails were - long, glossy, and perfectly shaped.

Feeling a little envious, the woman asked the technician, "How do you keep your nails looking so beautiful?"

The technician smiled and replied, "Oh, it's easy. I just never do the dishes!"

 Source: ChatGPT